1. Eating After(birth)
So the first one’s kinda gross. It’s called Placentophagy, or in English, eating the placenta after your child is born. Now I know you’re probably going to vomit, but don’t yet, because it’s not like you push it out and just horse in to it, there are companies that offer to take it for you, freeze dry it, and give it back to you in pill form. This means if your spirit animal isn’t Hannibal Lecter like mine is, it’ll be that much easier to ingest those without quite having to look at or think about what you’re putting in your body.
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1. We should send a search party to find me!
It's not unheard of for people of a certain age to go backpacking through a part of another country to "find themselves", however, those that undertake that journey are rarely missing, at least in a physical sense, to begin with. In 2014, and Icelandic tour bus miscalculated the number of passengers on board a sight-seeing tour in the Eldgja region (279 km from Reykjavik), the count resulted in one passenger shy of "that's everyone." It was reported "an Asian woman about 160cm tall, wearing dark clothing" was unaccounted for at roll-call, and a police and civilian area-wide search followed. The missing woman in question was also concerned. As she was sitting on the bus already, and was being told there was a lost passenger, she promptly joined the search party and looked for herself for a good while before realizing some of the characteristics of the missing woman resembled herself... |
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