Been a while boys and girls, but I've been busy. Whaddya want from me? Well whatever you want, I got some more weird shit to talk about. Disappearing Central Americans, a serial killer's wet dream of a shop, cool new technology breaking preconceptions, and a juicy conspiracy you need to know before the government knows you know you need to know it...buckle up. 1. Wearing Someone Else's Face For 950 bucks in Tokyo, you can by someone's face. These hyper realistic masks are 3D Printed, and while they may not protect from COVID, they will almost certainly baffle Big Brother's many sets of prying eyes… Mr Shuhei Okawara owns the shop, Kamenya Omote, and says while shops in Venice may not have these types of things for sale, he "Thought it would be really fun to do that." Photo Credit: Reuter's, Issei Kato, Dec. 16, Tokyo, Japan 2. Cities Under The Amazon Advances in technology are coming at, as usual, a staggering rate. In the case of this interesting unraveling of previously held notions that the Amazon Rainforest has been a pristine wilderness holding roughly 10% of all the species of animals on Earth and not being sullied by human hands, LIDAR and other tech is showing us that this belief is essentially nose diving in believability. LIDAR specifically is a huge help here. If you're not familiar, LIDAR ranges distances by blasting down lasers (awesome) from aircraft mounted with the system to basically recreate a 3D model in a program to show a representation of what lies beneath the surface. The main reasons we haven't explored many of the options available to us tech wise before LIDAR, are twofold. First, the jungle is so absolutely wild and thick that the time necessary to facilitate any kind of searching to a great degree is rarely able to be fully funded (as far as I've been able to research), and, second, the Amazon is BIG. For reference, here's a quote from Michael Marshall at NewScientist.com: in reference to the Amazon's size, "A person could enter at its eastern edge, walk 3,000 kilometres (1,864.11 miles) directly west and still not come out from under the vast canopy." As I said, it has been a long held belief this truly VAST part of the world was relatively untouched by humans. I also said this is now a tanking belief through modern and evolving tech. See, way back in the 1500's, a few Europeans explored different parts of the Amazon, and when they returned to their native countries, they told tales of vast cities, precious metals, vast networks of roads, agriculture, essentially, civilization in a part of the world, even then, that was considered to be more or less dormant aside the jungle and perhaps a few tribes. As more explorers came to the same areas many years later, all they found was jungle. A mystery to us, but proof of the lies of the previous explorers as, for the most part, that's how the claims were treated. But now with tech like LIDAR, we are, indeed, seeing swathes of what seems to be proof of what we would consider civilization in the area for the time. There are what appear to be hundreds of small cities, villages, networks of roads and other indications of an estimated 2 million strong populace, and the results of study on the placement of these markers indicate they might be in constellation patterns. What else are we gonna find in there? Anyone ever seen The Ruins? Photo Credit: wwf.panda.org 3. Olmec Mystery Speaking of shit we barely know anything about and spooky civilizations; what do you know about The Olmec people of historic Mexico and Central America? I barely heard anything about them through school other than "So these people existed and we don't know what happened" Anytime something like that comes along I'm fairly hooked, I think also it's safe to assume the inherent mystery of stuff like this gets a lot of people hooked. Anyway, the Olmec people are the civilization credited with creating the giant head petroglyphs like the one pictured above, those same heads being a huge mystery in and of themselves, just Google how much one of those things way and the tools available at the time. Not to mention the facial features looking NOTHING like we would consider being genetically present at that time in the area we know they existed in. In fact, and further into this aside because it's fuggin' interesting, the facial features and assumed process of sculpting these heads is scary similar to basalt heads we know of in Africa. Also go ahead and Google when the first people were believed to have sailed open water and compare that with these peoples' estimated time. Give ya a hint, that shit don't add up and it's spooky. In any case, we don't even know what these people called themselves. We know them as Olmec, but that's only because we refer to them the way the Aztec did because that's about all we know to call them. No apparent language or pictograms (as far as I'm aware) have been left behind, just the Aztec's description of them for what they traded (Rubber, as the trees rubber comes from being plentiful and harvested by the Olmec, which incidentally means "The Rubber People" in Aztec"). We know the Olmec population (which we can only guess at in number) declined between 400 and 350 BCE, and archaeologists speculate at least one main cause being the silting up of their waterways, causing a choking off of their fresh water supply. We consider their people to be a forerunner (and perhaps speculative progenitor) of all Mesoamerican tribes and peoples, including the Maya and Aztec themselves. For reference, we believe the Olmec to have been around at least more than 1,500 years before the Maya, and by as many as 2,500 years before the Aztec in Mexico which would make the Olmec the oldest pre-Colombian society in Mesoamerica. That's a huge chunk of time to be around. And we don't know shit. And it's frustrating cause I got some questions. Photo Credit: NationalGeographic.com 4. The Birds Aren't Real My absolute new favorite conspiracy. And a deep, evil-laden, and delicious one at that.
You likely have the sense, the goosebumps inducing and offensively pervasive sense of being watched from time to time, I'm sure. But that's just something left over from primal times right? Wrong. You are being watched. Constantly. Right now, even. Don't look. Just read. And you have no idea in the physical world we occupy by whom… The US Government. Ol' Big Brother Himself. Alright you might not be surprised by that, but, HARK! HOW?! AND THROUGHBY WHICH FACADE DOTH THEY DERIDE AND OBSERVE?! The Birds. Investigate for yourself, but the truth you'll come to find in time, yes indeed, all birds are robots. They see and hear everything, and they have since shortly after the instantiation of our beloved CIA. So sick and tired of the constant fecal matter and detritus cast down upon their vehicles from on-high, they formed a plot to kill two birds with one stone, so to speak. In one fowl swoop (that was on purpose), they managed to exterminate 99% of the birds in the US, numbering in the billions, making it the large mass murder there's ever been in history, to negate the possibility of white fecal defacate falling atop their '75 Cadillacs and spy on every living citizen there is in the "free" United States. Look into it, I've already said too much, and your questions can be answered below... https://birdsarentreal.com/ Click here for the truth. Honestly, click above for the real truth because the dude writing it is so absolutely hysterical that I'm doing him a disservice trying to be funny about it. Photo Credit: People.ucsc.edu
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